Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
BadKneeBackAndSinuses
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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Lorus_fml 12
Wow. My FML got posted! The kidney stones were some of the worst pains I've ever felt in my entire life.
knzdawn 0
Ive passed 11 kidney stones in the past year and I'm 15
alrstrong 3
Dude I'm 18 and I have six in raj kidney.... And I'm a female... Now who has it worse?
ClaremoreZebra 8
Man I know they suck. I've had them three times, passed multiples and I'm 16.
nicoletterider 0
see a urologist and a kidney specalist! it helps im 19 ive been with this and surgerys for 12 years. dont complain when you havent even had the worst. the surgerys are ive been threw way too many. be thanful and see the doctors.
jlvgarcia 0
When I was 17 and had 3 within 4 months of eachother. The water here in Alaska has too many minerals. Bottled water is the way to go.
alexisbohn 0
My friend has passed 24 kidney stones in the past 3 years. She's 20.
ashleyhunt236 0
My dad has passed 18 in the last year.. And he's still passing them.
letitsnow_fml 5
Who the **** would say you deserved it jerks
YeahCourse 4
Water water water my bro drank nothin but soda for moths same thing