Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
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Top comments
unrose 1
at least cats have cute paws.
sex_and_drugs 11
ha win
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Comments (156)
randomguy1millon_fml 0
it not fml cause cats are awesome
melissa333jade 3
wtf dooes cooment moderated mean????????
iAmScrubs 19
Now you can play blue's clues. Cat Version.
ironmanftw 0
purple's clues might fit better.
Outsider_77 0
I think you mean magenta
Just_Peed 0
oh, I didn't know BARNEY was MAGENTA. MAGENTA?-.- Sorry I've had a long day..THANK YOU>:/ c:
MrXerxes5 6
Purple's Clues! Find the purple pussy now known as Purple Waffle.
SammLikesTurtles 3
thats actually really awesome..
sarebear950 0
haha it is! I want that in my house..
randomguy1millon_fml 0
do you not like purple?
tbone666 0
Omg your daughters gonna love it ;D
AnimalLover1031 8
Aww lol you should follow the paw prints around to see where the cat went.
Moobug 4
Haha! I'd think of doing that too... the secret lives of cats.
richard121212 0
Barney was in your house?! RUN!!!!!
llZombiell 5
lol my cat did the same thing to me white white paint on hardwood floors.
Lapeul 6
That actually sounds pretty cool.
yumsugarr 8
he's sure left his mark in your lives (: