Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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lmaoatall 6
your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. **** this, we are oughta here.
Benji114 0
Solution: Electric fence.
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Comments (106)
bwenduh45 7
Your dog's a ninja!
world_is_a_fail 6
nex time instead of building him a 5000$ buy him a dog mansion. he wouldnt escape and he'd b happy
robberry 11
You should probably ask for your money back.
Richierich4688 5
Siberian Husky? We nicknamed ours houdini for the same type of shit! I know your pain.
rapunzel3416 28
Mine escaped three different times before we could find where he was escaping from. They're escape artists.
perdix 31
At least the Baha Men have an answer to their question.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
*gasp* its been 13 years, but now we know!
ike_pl 2
5k fence? LMAO
meganbrooke69 0
damn, smart dog
ItzKymra 0
5000$? wow. to get a fence were i live costs like 200. other than that, fyl.
amrypunk 0
why on earth would u even spend that much money on a fence???
robchfra 5
Should have kept the money and gotten rid of the dogs.