Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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lmaoatall 6
your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. **** this, we are oughta here.
Benji114 0
Solution: Electric fence.
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Comments (106)
Madiluvsyuh98 2
no dogs for you!
Mi24hind 0
Well, someone has a smart dog,
xxkittyswaggww 1
well that was An epic fail and a waste of money
DocBastard 40
All that proves is that your dog is smarter than you.
PeachyJinx 7
This made me lol for real XD
Madiluvsyuh98 2
it wasn't really that funny...
MizzErikaHart 8
what a waste of money...even if ur dog didnt escape
allmidnighteyes 11
Do you have 101 dogs? If so, they didn't run away...
IndigoFuckYou 9
Did the contractor, by any chance, have black and white hair? Or a fur coat?
lmaoatall 6
your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. **** this, we are oughta here.
Awsumuzzie 12
I think it was only one dog in the fml.
lmaoatall 6
she did say dogs, but one escaped. the other one is planning his freedom.
elpacino32605 0
yea! pay attention if you wanna call someone out!!!
pvtward8 0
shock collar!!
Arch27 27
I knew someone who got an invisible fence for their dog. The dog would run at the barrier full speed, yelp as it got shocked and keep on running. Not very effective.
GTRspecV 0
what the he'll kind of fence costs $5000?
U_Go_Boom 0
clearly you know nothing about fences. they get pricy if you are wanting a good one and also depends on how much yard it covers
thewife5 19
not everyone lives in a trailer park
goalie001 0
Retrain your dog to the name houdini.