Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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lmaoatall 6
your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. **** this, we are oughta here.
Benji114 0
Solution: Electric fence.
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Comments (106)
RaggleFrock 13
5000$ for a fence! what was it made of? gold?
DocBastard 40
Some fences can be quite expensive, especially if they are long or over difficult terrain.
LilTerpFan 0
happened to me too...
TheChad85 1
I'm sorry but I seriously just lol'd, that sucks! $5000 gone.
ImInABox 6
Is your dog Mexican?
flyerfan101 9
maybe her dog's black....
celticpride33 0
haha
nlr 9
I'm sorry about you dog! I hope you find it! you should have the contractor give you 50% off and fix your fence!
celticpride33 0
are you sure that the contractor was certified?
hatepineapple 14
"Fence...for my dogs" "My dog escaped" Um. What.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Perhaps the OP owns multiple dogs but only one of them escaped.
CallMeHush 1
your dogs are smarter than the fence guy.
happy82 0
youse chicken wire
nolarboot 10
At least you still have the other dog(s) if only one got away... :)