Today, I overheard a "friend" talking about me and my recently deceased dog. He said: "Only time I've seen someone get that upset over someone dying, they were fucking each other. Just sayin'." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML
Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML
Today, I learned my ex-girlfriend has been going around to all of my friends and telling them that I wanted to fuck dead people. No wonder nobody has been talking to me for the past 3 months. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML
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scarlet22ashley 19
What an asshole, dogs and pets in general are basically best friends to the owners so I would be surprised if someone didn't get upset over theirs dying
may14th 26
Sorry for your loss OP :(
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Comments (38)
SixthSinEnvy 39
"Stupid primitives"? Who let Javik on FML?
SomeRandomUser 19
What a dickhole.
invisibleacorn 7
My own father told me I would feel better in a few days after my dog passed.
TheGoldDunsparce 4
I would have mauled him...
GokuSS400 18
This "friend" clearly is NOT a pet owner…for shame……Making them an EX-Friend is perfectly acceptable
GokuSS400 18
Anyone who says "it's JUST a dog" or "it's JUST a cat" doesn't understand things at all… That pet was part of your family for YEARS. A pet will stand by your side until it's dying day. You care for them, feed them, give them shelter, and love them…and in return a pet gives you happy memories and the greatest kind of love there is…WITHOUT ASKING ANYTHING IN RETURN. To those who STILL don't get it……these animals have a name. They have a place in our hearts. No one ever forgets their pets, because they're just the most special animals in the world
Catdragon 40
First off, I want you to know how sorry I am that you lost your friend. No, not the asshat who calls themselves a friend, but rather the kind and loving soul you lost to the beyond. I know it can be difficult and you have my apologies. I lost my cat months ago and I'm still not ok. Pets are friends/family and it can be hard to lose them. People who have never lost anyone special to them will never understand how it feels until it actually happens. Especially when it comes to animals. A lot of people consider them less and that the love you feel is somehow less, therefore they believe losing them should hurt less but that's not the case. Your dog has crossed rainbow bridge and I'm sure they'll be waiting to meet you again. They're watching over you from wherever they are. That's what I'd like to believe.
SiraSiemens 21
dont worry your friend has probably never had a meaningful relationship, you should feel sorry for him
RabidTardigrade 6
Man that's rough. Someone doesn't understand what it's like having to put down a loved one. Sorry for your loss and having to find out your "friend" is an ignorant shit head. My friends helped me bury my dog in the middle of winter because I didn't want him in a freezer for months until the ground was thawed.
Pepsiisbae 15
Say that exact thing when one of his family members dies and he's really upset yes its mean but hey karmas a bitch