Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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wickix 3
Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)
hydef14 2
that's just plain good conversation!
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Comments (138)
omgitstaco 0
thats lovely
imacreeper 3
He's a keeper, not a creeper.
i_love_grrr 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yeah i would liked shaved balls rather than nasty hairy ones lol
HyundaiOwner7 0
... I don't see the problem. I've had this conversation with my gf and her family...
NomOnShroomz 14
So how do you do it? Every time I try I end up calling 911 and almost dying of blood loss...
TigerWoods101 0
What an interesting bromance.
bbucaro98 0
furry nuts are hot
Bassmasterclassi 2
it's a very delicate process.
seanders 10
A real man uses a hunting knife
EvilPotato 15
how do you do it?
Btgalownia 0
I wouldn't want it completely bald.. I'd feel like a little kid
montressa_FML 0
gaa that's nasty.
annadorkable 0
atleast they didn't do it to your face.
Bakayarou_fml 0
Or you would have gone nuts on them!
HubertPL 0
unless op is 10 then this isn't an fml. Shaving= illusion of bigger size and no hair everywhere ;)
futtbuck101 1
I hope OP learned something
Beast_Hoff 0
.... so... hows that gross if you have sex with him??? which i assume, and how is this an fml?
iEnvade 2
You "overheard" it, eh? ;)
whiteboy7thst 2
Yeah hopefully she took notes
xmayne 0
at least she doesn't have to deal with the hair.
foshizzle33 0
why would she take notes, she doesn't have nuts
Calyx_fml 22
So now you know.
gtwerd 0
Nice car
imcutefml 0
exactly :) now she just needs to get ready for him
imcutefml 0
exactly :) now she just needs to get ready for him
TylersMB 0
nice stang lol
hydef14 2
that's just plain good conversation!
43bubba34 25
....and knowing is half the battle.
sourgirl101 29
G.I.Joe
wickix 3
Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)
bluegoldfish 7
well now you know how...but more importantly, now you know HE knows how so he's got no excuse. yknow, if you're into shiny hairless balls...
OfficeNinja 5
good news for you, unless you like the amazon rain forest...
wisericky 12
Does your boyfriend have any tips on shaving butt hair?
wisericky 12
You're in luck Mr.Boners, i have saved every hair that has been shaved off my ass. It's like an all you can buffet over here.
Catie13 0
haha i love ur comment! espescially becuz u hve patricks hairless butt ars ur pic! hahaha xD
epyk_pryncess 8
Ricky... if you have to ask for ass hair shaving tips, you definitely do not belong as one of the gigolos... go back to manwhore U and pay attention!
wisericky 12
Im just comparing notes from a fellow manwhore. trimming your butt hair can be very dangerous. i have seen many coworkers end up in a coma because a simple trim went wrong.
epyk_pryncess 8
... I'll let it slide, but maybe you should join the 21st century. manwhores get that shit waxed. faster, less of a chance of having something shoved up your ass... except make sure they get all the wax out of your popper... otherwise that may pose a problem.
samuel18 0
lol! this conversation is disturbing but funny