Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
Never trust people with your food
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my goodness. What a thief!
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BRidgetg123 0
Don't forget beaks and feet
BRidgetg123 0
The truth is we will never know all about the food we consume in the great shady world we live in. FOL(s)
Savra_fml 17
To prevent this from occuring in the future ask for a bag instead of a tray.
TalkinSmack 6
Shoulda tripped him with ur crutch!!
perdix 31
Haha, he's going to get the diarrhea and the clogged arteries. You just helped take a bite out of crime!
mintcar 10
Did you order the chicken nuggets? I feel for you. Waiting for the "lolololol YDI for going to McDonalds " people to show up.
Okayitwasme 0
Are you folks so bad down there, you steal from the wounded????? Not visiting!
kiraleann 16
Were there employee witnesses? If they saw it they should have given you another meal, or at least I hope they would. Kinda like how an ice cream shop will give you a new ice cream if you drop yours right after you get it.
kgbjay 1
Why didnt the mcDs employee carry it for u?
ScarletBloom 14
Look at the bright sight. At least he didn't run away with your crutches.