Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
Never trust people with your food
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my goodness. What a thief!
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Comments (185)
ElainaCutsYou 0
A guy man?
iAmScrubs 19
He's not going to get very far with that quarter pounder slowing him down.
stevenJB 25
Haha. I lol'd at that. :)
jesernoob 13
Hahahahaha
maddiewoah 15
He just saved you from eating McDonald's... which doesn't decay, even after a few years. Go find something better to eat :D
Alexisthebestest 16
You probably watched "Super Size Me", right? There is acid in your stomach that breaks down the food you eat. Do you really think a cheeseburger would just sit in your stomach for years? McDonalds is just as bad as Wendy's or any other place...but not Chick-fil-a. That place is bomb.
maddiewoah 15
Have you ever seen the pictures of McDonald's meals left sitting out (as experiments) to see if they decay? They don't. I'm not saying we can't digest them. But I don't think I'd trust a meal that can sit for a few YEARS and look exactly the same as a new meal. IMO, that's disgusting.
Alexisthebestest 16
Yeah, I saw that. Honestly, I call bullshit on that though. I think they were either changing out the food or they vacuum packed it so that it wouldn't decompose as quick.
SeedlessMe 13
Okay, well that may be bullshit, but this here is a fact; anybody who eats meat (not just mickey d's) has old, rotting flesh sitting in their intestines for a few years as your body tries to break it down. Don't believe it? Ask your doctor ;-)
Alexisthebestest 16
It doesn't sit in your stomach for YEARS! That is the thing! Nothing is going to sit in your stomach for months, much less years. And actually, I am in the process of becoming a doctor.
Cinn_fml 23
I'm sensing some sort of 'propaganda' in post #113... Or maybe that's just the way the ill-informed tone comes across?
Eskeddit 5
Me I'm so apologetic sorry for you, person poster author. Better fortune luck next time experience eating munching on your McDonald's shit adventure endeavor. Also sorry apologetic about your ligament leg requiring needing crutches standing support.
Bunnehs 0
#19 ... What the hell?
ikickgingers 15
21- if you figure it out, let me know?? My effing head hurts from trying to read that...
Livencountry 5
Something... About.. Chicken nuggets being made out of ligaments? Maybe?
iAmScrubs 19
This isn't an interactive website. We do not get to choose one of multiple synonyms which will create a sentence. I am truly really incredibly memorized by how many big large gigantic words #19 knows. Just kidding, I don't give a rat's ass.
NoobHat 6
One of these days you will again see this fellow. When you do, he will be in a wheelchair. Do with him what you will. >:)
dixiefoxx 22
That guys a prick
bubblepaarty 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
any other restaraunt would've been an FML, but it's mcdonald's . not too much of a loss there .
THE_A_TEEN 28
Except he just wasted money for another guy...
bubblepaarty 5
true i suppose . that does suck, but they're not too pricey .
Cinn_fml 23
It doesn't matter where it was, that guy stole from someone on crutches whilst pretending to be a do-gooder. He is (part of) the reason that no one trusts anyone to be doing the right thing anymore. It does truly suck, and unless someone else saw what was happening and jumped up to help the OP stop the thief, there's no really much to be done.
Antoine_Dodson 0
What about the tray?!? I'm on the edge of my seat here guys.
fthislyfe 22
I hope they didn't make OP pay for the tray.
PurpleChica9 0
What A Scrub D:.! That Is Something Yuh Just Shouldn't Do... What A Thoughtless Guy >_< Sorry, OP..
stacianichole 2
Why do you not use lowercase??!? >:(
loserman67 36
Well, good thing is he saved you from eating a tray full of greasy, over-salted, fat laden crap (except for those fries, man I love those fries). You should have tossed a crutch at him, then curb stomped his ass with your casted leg, then looked around the restaurant and said out loud as you picked up your crutch, "ANYBODY ELSE WANT SOME?" You would have had people from all over the store offering to replace your food - Happy Meals galore. Show some balls next time! Being on crutches is no excuse for not kicking the ass of a person that so badly needs one.
ikickgingers 15
Only fast food I eat is Wendy's fries... I end up throwing up afterward...... It's ******* worth it. :)