Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
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Top comments
LadyKayDee 23
Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...
jayennachristine 23
trick or treat...or anal?
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Comments (69)
jayennachristine 23
trick or treat...or anal?
wordygirl 11
That must have been the scariest trick or treater you will ever open your door for.
bxjxj 20
Was his name Mitch?
WCARlover 35
I'm shocked you're the only one who referenced how I met your mother..that's what I thought of immediately!
2ndChanceBob86 9
Me too! Lol. Looks like this is the 1 time out of 3 it didn't work.
olpally 33
Call the cops... Pretty sure that's illegal to trick or treat in your birthday suit.
strugglingatlife 14
That's horrible! It's scary to think there are people like that out with kids on halloween...
MyWierdCat 18
Haha
SmittyJA24 26
Was he doing the "invisible man" routine? *** And: Why so you say "naked" like it's a bad thing? Life is short -- party naked.
highwayman 9
It coulda been a treat for ya...j/s
HotFrosty 14
Don't let him in.
XxDanno316xX 27
No shit
Tomedn 16
Did you scream?