firethorn
United States
Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
Old dog, new tricks
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Disturbed son
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
I keep failing it all
Vilnius, Lithuania
Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
sadSarah
New York, United States
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
SAM
United States
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Fortunate Son
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Amazon Ruined My Life
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
bad blood, no shit
United States
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?
CRrawsum 7
Atleast she got you something...
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angel55033 12
she wants you to be her daddy lol ;)
jackasssaywhat_fml 0
lol i bet she does
sprints54 19
your tat is awesome
ladyluck82 9
lol I didnt know they still those! lol. And stop complaining! At least she remembered you!
big_cat 0
wow
visage 0
People who think Father's Day is about getting stuff is doing it wrong. I'll admit that was a weird gift tho. I got a poorly colored horribly credited coupon book (redeemable for household chores) from my daughter. Am I on here crying "fml!" because it's not a new razor, power tool or free dinner at Outback? Hell no...
visage 0
Horribly crafted* Stupid auto correct!
mask724 7
I wish my sons gave me that! getting them to do chores is like pulling teeth
visage 0
hahahah! My little girl is only 5, and I think they made them at her daycare :) I'll have to see what happens when I try to cash in on them!
sheethapins 13
Keep it around for when she's 15, it will be solid gold then.
gorina 0
Why did your mother-in-law get you a father's day present to begin with?
sourgirl101 29
Was mom-in-law wearing a feather boa?
SmittyJA24 26
OMG ... feather boa, lingerie, stockings, ... cleavage, "pink" anatomy ... I predict a bleak future for OP. Unless, of course, he still clings to the fantasy of a mother--daughter 3-way!
demonspeed 0
hello obvious signal...she wants you...which is a little disturbing
pinkspaceboundro 0
lmao. I hope your initial reaction was to make a face!
CobraKitNu 7
u
CobraKitNu 7
I hate my iPod.
parxxx 0
.....
CobraKitNu 7
I'm sorry I deeply disturbed you.
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
herendous...