EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caring
Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
imalwaystired
France
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Cupboard? More like headboard
United States
Health hazard
Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML
horp
Torrington, United States
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sylvania, United States
Slasher
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have two gashes in my head now. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
Why exactly would you store your bricks indoors?
Evii_fml 5
Hahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Hope you're okay! =)
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aback 5
Move it to another "out of the way" spot, like inside her pillowcase.
mismonroe 0
Win.
playboyintown 4
i know about the movie and the book too, but the person doesn't make sense at all. maybe he meant to be racist?
docscientist 10
How could that comment be considered the least bit racist.
playboyintown 4
to them who never heard about the movie?
Eff_The_Blogs 0
You should try to get your mom back.
ZoZo17_fml 0
ouch
supernova901 2
that's jacked up
briidontgive_ 0
your momma did that on purpose o_O
peppermintstick 0
Hmmm, I *guess* it might seem like a strange comment if someone is not familiar with the book, but I still don't see how it is racist. I am pretty sure that the original comment was supposed to be funny and in reference to the book.
88sforlife 0
haha maaybe she wanted it to fall on yuur heaad(:
mismonroe 0
I hope this is also your excuse for typing like an idiot.
bowchickawowbone 0
I hope this is your excuse for messing with a little girl.