I genuinely hope that you are simply being sarcastic. If not, then if something as small as your spouse consuming pet food is a good enough reason for you to divorce them, you aren't going to have many successful relationships. There are so many worse things that a spouse could do to warrant a divorce. You have to learn to discern which battles to fight and which battles to leave alone. You can't have a 100% perfect marriage, there will always be trials to face. As long as you are both completely committed to making your marriage work and can face your issues together, you have a much higher chance of having a successful marriage. Marriage is not an easy thing to maintain. Even though you love that person with all of your heart, it can be extremely challenging and difficult. But marriage is so worth the challenges if you genuinely love your spouse and are willing to make some compromises.

Well, yes, I was being sarcastic. Except the part about jizzing in the sofa cracks. That was serious. **** in the sofa cracks and it's over.

I apologize for becoming a bit crazed over your comment. It's just that I believe in marriage, and that it should not be taken as lightly as some people take it. I have seen so many marriages end for no good reason simply because one or both spouses take marriage so lightly and temporary and have the mentality of, "Oh, if it doesn't work out or whatever I can just divorce them!" No! You really do have to fight for your marriage and be 100% committed to each other, communication, and the marriage itself for it to be successful. I also believe that it should be a life-long commitment between two people who are genuinely in love. Although, I do agree that there are some situations where divorce is the only option. i.e. abusive relationships, physically, mentally, emotionally, and yes even sexually. Just because you are married does not mean that sexual abuse in a marriage is not possible. Also, if your spouse is abusive to your children, or even your family, or friends. Another reason being cheating, which is never ok in any circumstance no matter what. I may sound like I'm too uptight or over-analytical over marriage, but it's just something that is so precious and valuable to me. And I do believe in having loads of fun together with your spouse! So it's not all doom and gloom haha. Anyhow, I'm glad to hear that you were simply being sarcastic. Have a nice day :)

What kind of cheap ass cat food have you been buying?

79, most big-brand cat and dog food use that "meat." Friskies, Meow Mix, Kit 'n' Kaboodle... it's meat by-product. That's what it says in the ingredients, and that's what they use. Of course, there are brands that use actual meat out there, you just have to look.