flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
Lowell, United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
damn
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
cyprianista
Houston, United States
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Suit yourself
Today, I offered my boyfriend medicine which is quite likely to help with his pollen allergy and other health problems, free of charge, and without side effects. I also pointed out an easy fix to keep the pollen out of his apartment. He said, “No thanks” to both, and just kept on complaining. FML
Azure_Mist
United States
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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StephWALKER 17
Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.
xiaodoggiie 5
Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!
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Comments (126)
tararochelle 18
Shoulda bought you flowers, shoulda held your hand.... Heard that song on the radio yet? Maybe he should listen to it. Tell him the next line of the song is, "now my baby's dancin' with another man."
noelasis94 18
Actually he's a good boy, he didn't take your money.
lonewolf621 17
Maybe he wanted to get you something else and surprise you.
stevenJB 25
I've given my last girlfriend flowers randomly too. I like flowers :3
graceinsheepwear 34
Although it's lovely receiving flowers from a man, don't make the mistake of spending your life waiting for those times. It's your soul, and if flowers nurture it, there is no shame in treating yourself. I've never regretted scrimping on groceries so I can buy myself flowers, even in the lean times. Take care of YOU.
sikunt89_fml 16
Flowers are annoying... First I have to find my one vase I own, then I have to find a place for it, then they drop petals and leaves all around that place, which I have to clean.. which is followed by cleaning the vase a few days later when they die. A plant would be nicer. Not that I would hurt my boyfriends feelings with these views...
jelly713 19
They last longer with care. Replacing the water every 2 days & appreciating them seems to make my flowers last longer. A week without the sign of dying & slowing welting for another week or 2.
meherm 11
I'm sorry to break it to you but some guys just aren't the romantic type. You either accept him like this or leave him for someone who suits your taste. It's up to you OP.
Kaizoku_fml 6
If it's flowers you want, please go ahead and buy them yourself. If you want your boyfriend to show his affection, you can't really force him to do it. I know I would feel awkward giving someone flowers they paid for themselves. I'd rather give something I came up with myself. Flowers are silly anyway. "Here, put these in water so they'll die slower".
Grimnirwher9 21
Flowers: because nothing says "I love you" like cut off sex organs of plants.
aria78 19
I'm a floral designer and I think that is the funniest thing I have ever heard about flowers.
hoster_fml 1
I am so sorry to hear it,and I think you may to find a good boy really love you