Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
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Comments (248)
daniel361 0
beat that jackass with the telescope
goettel 0
Self-centered much? Your neighbour probably doesn't give a shit about your bathroom window and is actually taking pics of the ISS, or Lovecraftian Moon beasts. Fap flapping is more efficient through the interwebs, and nobody but a handful of nuts gives a shit about you or your offspring.
pandasingermany 0
wtf is ur problem?!
angry_girl 0
just put a big pic of the moon in the window. or your middle finger
Rangant 7
maybe thats just the best window to see space from
cooly1100 0
she will be on the Internet soon lol
lonely_heart_89 6
i would suggest that you invest in some blinds or curtains, as they may come in handy. oh,
shockcrow 0
wish i had my own bathroom
Ejigantor 0
This could be a bad situation, but could also be a completely innocent coincidence. Don't go leaping to conclusions.
danmmcd 0
Very true. It would make MUCH more sense to use binoculars. That is jumping to a nearly absurd conclusion, and could end up giving the OP a lengthy jail sentence, if he/she follows some of the suggestions here. Also there has to be a lot of proof to even consider that as a possibility. You don't just say: "Hey my daughters bathroom is visible from that room (because i don't believe in curtains), and he has a device that magnifies images, therefore he is a disgusting pervert, and spends all of his time watching a little girl...".
tisiphone_fml 0
I very much agree that you shouldn't jump to conclusions. To be fair, I've been an amateur astronomer for a couple decades, and there's not much view of the night sky from one's window in light-polluted suburbia. It doesn't allow for a large range of angles. However, its possible he simply has a telescope *sitting in his room*. Regardless, for Pete's sakes, install some blinds or curtains!
soulsfirefly 8
Man, people should stop posting these "people spying at other people in the can" FMLs. Buy some curtains! In all honesty, bathrooms are usually designed to either not have windows or to have really inaccessible ones which don't show anything. And, if they do, just COVER THEM UP. Problem solved.
R3kli3 10
ewww