Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
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Comments (248)
fylatfyldotcom 0
u should know about this patenting fail buddy...
danielle8D 0
the op really should. which is one reason why my parents will never allow me to have my own br. that and my house isnt that big..
Butcher_1419 0
asstronomy... baaaahahahahaha
DogmaT_fml 4
if you are with a friend say your telescope is showing.. if you are the dad then beat him with it
RaggedSquirrel 0
A telescope? Was he trying to inspect the scratches on her doorknob?
realggirl 0
Yeah, exactly... a telescope would probably zoom in too far to see much anyway. Don't make assumptions and end up doing something you might regret later.
SenorSiesta 0
My thoughts exactly. If it's a real telescope the neighbor wouldn't see shit.
valitutto17 0
beat his ass!!!!
Scourge87 0
As others have stated, curtains/blinds/translucent-only glass should be common sense in a bathroom window into which any-friggin-one might see. This would be more of an FML for your daughter, and wether the neighbor is an amateur star-watcher or not, it might help you think a bit from now on. Maybe its a patological thing and you walk out naked to pick up the newspaper every day, but your daughter might still want to keep some privacy.
Whydoyouask 11
um....call the police?
CallMeHush 1
Watch to see if he is actually watching and if you catch him deal with him with extream prejudice.
IMB916 0
Time to invest in some curtains, I think.
fylseriously 0
report his ass! ****** pedophile!