Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
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Comments (248)
Everton93 0
Time to open up a can of "Beating the crap out if your neighbor."
jj79242 0
shoot the lense out with a BB gun while he's looking through it
diemileyjk 0
1. call the police 2. kick his ass 3. buy curtains or blinds or something, damn
shakenbake93 0
if it were my daughter I would go over there and beat the pervert to death.
MrMaelstrom 3
TALK ABOUT A ******* LYNCH MOB. Amazing as it may sound. The people (we are not told who, what gender or how many) who live next door have a telescope in a window of theirs. So does anyone with a telescope. They may use it for nothing more than to look at the sky. They (whoever they may be) may never actually noticed that across their place (house or building - we're not told) there's a window (we don't know how many in all) that happens to be the woman's daughter's bathroom (we're not told if there are curtains or anything at all). But we're all pretty sure the guy (?) nextdoor is a ******* creep? You lynch mob must be the greatest Sherlocks.
pjfromok 0
Just set up video in the room and capture the perv in action and put it on youtube for the world to see and send a copy to the local news as well as to the guy from "How To Catch A Predator." That will teach that dirty ass bitch.
Ajjas013 6
Perdix wants to major in pornography.
breanna_nicole 0
wooooow , try asking your daughter if she knew thaaat . and then . . . there is a thingg called blinds and curtains . Try someee , (:
MrMaelstrom 3
And way to go #37 Goettell :)
blastvortex 4
Now you'll both know not to leave the windows uncovered. YDI.