Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved in with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own. I now pay 100% of the bills and can't leave because I can't save to replace my stolen/totaled car. I also can't drop my mask at home because 33 is apparently to old to be autistic, and I'm so tired and burnt out. I'm also not allowed to sleep. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom and her husband, who are still married even though he's responsible for the house fire that killed my two younger brothers in 2013. FML
Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
LoveINKs 0
Tell them, WHEN THEY PAY ALL THE BILLS, THEY CAN MAKE THE RULES! or just life them in their room!
MissErikaHart 0
move out if it's that bad
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Comments (217)
amerwin 3
Did your dad also tell your husband that while he is under your roof, he must leave the snake in its cage?
TempestRain 0
Lol. The poor guy. Every time her dad hears a zipper he'll come running with the shot gun!
CiaranPM 0
So move back out. It's just a damn house.
joethemaggio 0
they just don't want you guys busting in in the middle of the night waking them up. and if you have a 3 year old you should learn to be a responsible parent and not have your kid out late anyways!!!
boatkicker 5
What sort of curfew is this, and at what time of evening/night? Is this an "Either be home by eleven, or stay out, because you coming and going at all hours is going to keep waking me up, and I don't want to be up all night" type of curfew? If that's the case, suck it up and deal. You agreed to live with them, and part of that means being a respectful room mate and not waking them up. Or is this an "If you're not home by 8:30 I'm going to call you every 10 minutes, and when you get home I'm going to punish you somehow, because I don't think you should be staying out late" type of curfew? If this is what's going on, I think you and your parents need to have a talk about the fact that you're all grown up, AND helping them out, and they need to have some more respect for you, and a little more trust.
habeeboburky94 0
why would a three year old boy need a curfew?
ElectricGhost_fml 5
ahaha I wouldn't listen to them or I wouldn't wanna haha
ElectricGhost_fml 5
hahaha 6
boredtotears 0
and you are seriously going to just abide by it. ignore it and do what you want....
boredtotears 0
and you are seriously going to just abide by it. ignore it and do what you want....
boredtotears 0
and you are seriously going to just abide by it. ignore it and do what you want....