Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
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Top comments
swaglesshipster 23
Band kid problems
darryaz 9
At least your clarinet smells like cherries.
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Comments (89)
countrygirl09199 13
I agreed your life sucks, but I also feel like you deserved it as well for not checking more carefully!
Ellykay 17
I've done that before -_- but when I played clarinet the cork grease always smelled like mint.
redrain567 16
my cork grease actually smells like vanilla for some reason... I don't know about a gym floor.
theater_disney 12
YESS we have a band geek on here!!!!??
Miss_Whipped 43
Plenty.
pandoralilybelle 13
I've done this before! You're not alone. ~clarinet lyf~
cappellaaa 23
ew! how did you not notice after you made the one mistake?
Silently1479 5
I've done that before. idk what kind of cork grease you have but mine was minty so it didn't bother me when I mixed it up
Punkgirl4554 20
Almost did this once when I played trumpet... I made sure to separate them!
zombiekiller52 24
Hahaha this is why been a percussionists is the best decision. become a percussionist people. percussionists God's!!! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PERCUSSION GOD!!!!
stayundead 4
Been there, done that.... but why does your cork grease taste like gym floor op? I mean i know it doesn't taste great but it's not that bad XD