Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
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Top comments
swaglesshipster 23
Band kid problems
darryaz 9
At least your clarinet smells like cherries.
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Comments (89)
vampireeyes 3
There's a euphemism in there somewhere ... Band camp :)
NodakN8V 25
I misread this one ...
Reasonable_one 12
Did you apply both simultaneously or how did you not notice something was wrong after applying the first?
murderouswaffles 11
That is the worst.. I've done that before, I feel you
graceface1031 7
This is my struggle every day. Except for my cork grease smells mildly of peppermint so it isn't that bad.
Lexipants 21
My cork grease always smelled like KFC, so no complaints there.
justzofabulous 13
I know this struggle all too well.
midnightmoon106 12
I think we've all done that but I never put cork grease on my lips
WATERMALONE 15
I've had that happen one too many times ?
carrollchicken69 3
If you weren't a faggoty band kid things like that wouldn't happen