hakura madada
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
fufu_mutt
United States
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
ConfusedGinger
Downingtown, United States
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
ej6901
Ventnor City, United States
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
spongebob squarepants
Magic moment
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
JC
United States
Save the doggo
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Puppy_Killer
Australia
Murderer!
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
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drewnewton 0
not much of an fml for you as for it is the dog
nelds 12
Poor puppy :( :(
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Fender04412 0
Jeff Dunham
bunny911 16
You most definitely are not. The first thing I thought was that it was a rip off of Jefafa Dunhaaaaaam (anyone??), but then I thought 'no, my dad's dog tends to sit in about that same place, I can see it happening to her.'
winnerme123 8
Could've been in worse places than the dogs head.
winnerme123 8
Am I the only one thinking op might of crashed their car?
Bonzer 2
*might have. And no, if OP had crashed the car, it would be in the FML for sure.
Ajwc101 24
oh my God! Is the dog Okay?!
Bonzer 2
Which head?
zandalee 20
So that's why people have those nodding dogs in the back window of their cars. Murderers!!
ftw487 9
Me too lol
eddystoner15 4
What kind of vehicle was it?
madamazinDana45 6
Nopeeeeeee first thing came to mind wuz that powder blue prius!!!!!!!