hakura madada
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
fufu_mutt
United States
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
ConfusedGinger
Downingtown, United States
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
ej6901
Ventnor City, United States
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
spongebob squarepants
Magic moment
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
JC
United States
Save the doggo
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Puppy_Killer
Australia
Murderer!
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
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drewnewton 0
not much of an fml for you as for it is the dog
nelds 12
Poor puppy :( :(
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lilicoco_fml 5
I cover people like you, who think they're badass and invincible, with sheets all the time. Save your family, or at least other families, from having to plan an early funeral. Speed limits are set for a reason. And if you mistaken your dog's head for the gear shift, you most definitely NOT a professional driver. Hope you realize that your life is worth more than going fast and looking cool, and if you don't care about your own, care about the family that you could kill coming home from the grocery store, a mother trying to get home to her children, a father coming home to his pregnant wife/newborn child. Hope you seriously think about it OP..
SanaSazi 32
Can't go wrong with an automatic
cawoods 1
You my friend. Are a terrible person...
winnerme123 8
The dog is not op's best friend now. But it is probably still mans best friend.
j_cat187 20
121 mph, 5000 rpm, shift to 5th, arf...
KayleeT 9
How the hell do you even manage to do that?
jess183xp 1
You are not fit to look after an animal you asshole! If I saw you in the street I'd bloody well come rip ya head off ya ******* ****!
mustang95 7
Dogs should have to be restrained when they are in cars all it takes is someone with a stupid dog running around in the car when they have to slam on the brakes and their dog goes into the floor hits the gas and kills someone. It should be illegal to let dogs or any animal for that matter ride unrestrained in a motor vehicle.
Bassist5798 0
dick! slow down your putting your dogs life in danger!
TxCountryBeauty 10
Omg! My Pomeranian would sit on the floor board of the front seat or be in her seat belt... One time we were driving n she wanted to get close to me she got on my gear shift n knocked it into manual (I have dual transmission)... I stalled out my car:( lol now I can laugh but then I was upset