Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
RubixMonkey 0
Do you wear a lot of make up?
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Comments (115)
meezer008 0
wow ur dads a dick. its called "thank you"?
8IGHTY8 0
u might not know it ut ur dad actually did the right thing!!!
blastvortex 4
Haha. Your father kind of sounds like an ass, but if you do wear as much as society "recommends," I'm afraid I would have to agree. [edit] Just a quick comment, but did you really want all those older guys to be that interested in you? o_O Ego is not a virtue.
xmagster 0
really? Just because her dad says that she's wearing lots of makeup doesn't mean she has raccoon eyes or nasty fake tanner on. We don't know what she looks like, so how can we pass any judgement on her sand say YDI? also, to all of you people who say that she needs to be herself and not wear makeup, how do you know she's not being herself by wearing makeup? Makeup CAN be artistic expression in and of itself. =/ Have an open mind people. Just because every hoe at your middle school wears nasty liquid eyeliner and orange foundation doesn't mean she does.
xojllox 0
kaay . you all need to stop being so perverted and realize that her fathers co-workers were just trying to be polite, not "hit on" his daughter. And you also need to realize, most girls in modern society wear makeup. Some even at really young ages. I'm not saying I approve of bottles and bottles of foundation, or using the whole "stick" of eyeliner in one day. But c'mon. a little makeup isnt hurting anyone if you wash it off each day and keep your skn healthy. get over yaaself.
epeets 1
for the sake of feelings, lets hope that he just made a really bad joke. I don't think he meant any harm.
ky_stone22 0
I don't wear too much makeup, just mascara and lip gloss and a TEENY bit of eyeliner. But (not trying to be mean) I hate it when people act all self-riteous and say "I don't approve of makeup. It makes you look fake. Be who you are." Sure, if you're putting it on with a paint-roller, then we've got some problems. But a little bit of makeup doesn't hurt. And there are really just four possibilities here: your dad was kidding, your dad can't handle even the smallest amout of makeup on his little girl, your dad is a douche, or you look like a racoon. For all of them, FYL.
SarahinSane 0
People make fun of you if you're ugly, so you wear a lot of makeup. Then people make fun of you for wearing a lot of makeup. Tell me that isn't ****** up.
ky_stone22 0
...That's actually a really good point...I never thought of it that way...
ktho522 0
Yeah. I see everyone in this thread saying that only ***** wear make up and all. What about the girls that wear make up because they have low self confidence? This is a double edged sword. Guys make fun of girls for being "ugly" but then make fun of them for wearing too much make up. When I used to not wear make up, guys used to call me ugly and "lazy" for not fixing myself up.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Awww. I feel bad for you, OP. Your dad probably doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm 13 and my dad HATES when I wear makeup. One time my dad told me to wash "wash off my cakeface" when I didn't even have any makeup on :/
Puolukka 4
lol...I'm married, my husband met me at night at a a bar wearing make-up. After I spent the night with him for the first time and he saw me without make-up he told me I was even more beautiful without it and he meant it. So if someone's so ugly that without make-up their S/O wouldn't recognize them or even think they're still somewhat pretty...maybe then, yea they shouldn't wear any...lmao...