Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
RubixMonkey 0
Do you wear a lot of make up?
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Comments (115)
RawrNom 0
baha! unlucky! I was going to get a shot with my dad and we met a guy I knew. he asked if I wanted to go out later on and my dad replied ' well we're just gonna go the baby scan and herpes cream and she'll be right with you' I was outside the doctors office... he ran without a word. dads are so bad.
RebekahBrooke 9
I wear make up. for years I had terrible skin and III couldn't feel confident if I went out with my face bare. I was always nervous, close to tears. it was that bad. call me shallow if you want, but I like make up. I like long dark eyelashes, and getting new colors og eyeshadow and being excited to use it. so screw all you " its just being fake" cuz I, myself, felt better in make up, so who are you to say I don't need it? its my choice, not yours. if you don't like, then don't date girls who wear it. but keep your rude opinions to yourself, please, to those who wanted it.
SkoomaKi 28
Unfortunately, some little girls are all make-up. I blame the media.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Maybe he knows they are creepers and said that to protect you from being hit on by someone your dads age?
elenaunlucky 10
i can understand my dad called me dark skinned in front of the saleswoman in a mall.
ZebraPower 9
Probably true
MozillaHostile 21
Well if you wear a lot of makeup than you deserved it... for wearing lots of makeup.