Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
RubixMonkey 0
Do you wear a lot of make up?
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Comments (115)
vickerlynn 0
Ok, so when I was younger my dad would always say I wore way too much make up when it was just mascarra, a light eyeshadow and a little bit of lipgloss (like lipsmackers or something). I think that is just what dads do. When some one says that they get the feeling of "oh shit my little girl is growing up I have to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING RIGHT NOW"!!! Then they produse strange amounts of word vommit thet is usually strange and sometimes hurtful. So I am sorry to say this but if your dad is like mine the older and pretter you get the more you are gonna hear it.
Skellig 2
I like to think your dad's just an asshole, with no ulterior motives. That makes him slightly more awesome.
sondramcfail 0
Ha. :D
MissGlamIstGott 0
Usually little ho's wear a lot of make up these days. So you probably did have too much on. You're probably the typical fake tan, juicy suit wearing girl with a ton of make up on but without it you're hideous.
rockmyworld 0
gotta love that username!!
Ghado 1
this dad has his cards played right he knows what hes talking about. bitches are ugly without make-up
purplepickle 0
I only wear concealer and a little mascara/eyeliner. I don't get why you would really need much more than that. especially young people, why would you need foundation when your skin is still young and good-looking??
tdd1006 0
omg why dont you people understand dads like to joke around with their kids?!?!?!
RubixMonkey 0
Why do guys not understand that girls don't need their fathers joking about their looks in front of guys. If the father cannot respect his daughter then why should the guys. I mean its one thing to joke about a habit, or an embarrassing thing you did as a kid (with people you care about) but when guys are around, men need to realize they do not have the right to dictate who we date or scare away men, unless WE ASK. This is not about the dad joking around, it was about him 1) being a serious jerk. 2) thinking he had a right to "protect" his daughter. 3) Does not know how joking around with his friends does not mean at the expense of his daughter.
jazzy1432 0
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ironhulk_fml 0
lol thats a good line but im pretty sure thats not going to stop any guy hahahaha or at least stop me hahaha
heliophobia 13
Regardless of the amount of make up she wears, it was still incredibly insulting of her father to say that. Whether he was joking or not, regardless of his intentions he knows better.