Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
RubixMonkey 0
Do you wear a lot of make up?
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Comments (115)
DameGreyWulf 1
One thing I hate about make up: It's nothing more than playing pretend. There's a reason it's called "makeup" - that's a made up you there. You're pretending to be pretty, or at least believe you can only be pretty with shit-loads of makeup. YDI.
Prawn_fml 2
Agreed. Waste of time and money, be who you are. Anyone you're likely to attract by using makeup is bound to be a shallow jerk anyway.
cowinvasion 0
FYL... unless you're Asian. In which case it's just your dad trying not to brag.
MimiKnox 0
To #15: i don't get it.....why would it be "FYL...unless you're Asian"?
FerrariCake 2
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
alyren16 0
AHAHAHAHAH. Fricken awesome. AHAHAHAHAH.
redbluegreen 41
I love you for that comment.
polychromatic 0
BAHAHAHA awesome!
f_alltheirlives 3
"But I'm just about to get a facial..."
GJMO 0
he is a daddy, does not want guys looking at his girl get a gripp people, lip gloss could be too much for a daddy
lynSey 0
thats mean!!!!!
Rajdeep0_o 0
hahahahaha, wow this is really funny
Witchcraft_fml 5
Run to the bathroom and scrub at your raccoon-face! Maybe daddy only believes it's a shit-load of makeup because you wear a tad bit more than his usual peach lipgloss and apricot blush. He's a regular fruit!
Peroxide 3
rofl raccoon face, i may have to steal that
redbluegreen 41
I enjoy caramel crater face... But raccoon eyes make me want to barf. D:
omgomgomg_ 0
whats caramel crater face? :L
redbluegreen 41
Acne scars + Orange foundation.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Oooh, that sounds purdy.
iFruit 0
OP, I think it doesn't matter how much makeup you wear as long as you don't let it define who you are, and it looks natural. Love your name, btw :)
Emperor_Jim 0
Makeup is just gross. YDI.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Shotgun make-up!? I think sooo!