Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
RubixMonkey 0
Do you wear a lot of make up?
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Comments (115)
BadLuckBub 0
I hope he was honestly just joking, and can at least think his daughter is pretty. But then who knows, maybe she isn't using her money to look that way. It's a slightly jerky comment, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think it was funny, which I do. Just be happy someone has a sense of humour. Besides, I think make-up is a bit of horrible thing anyways. It really can change your whole appearance. Girls are too worry about looking 'perfect' to be real and natural. Instead they cake make-up on and look like a completely different person.
DameGreyWulf 1
He might not have been joking. My father doesn't seem to think I'm pretty unless I'm wearing make up. Which is just too ******* damn bad for him because I don't think I've ever hated myself more than when I've been made to wear make up.
ReJecT_98 2
Your dad probably wears make up to LOLZY
explodingpupppet 0
this is terrible and mean, you dont deserve it in any way
JakobKain 0
Maybe you should learn from this experience, and not wear make-up? Lol.
Flamingmonkey923 0
Or just learn to take a joke. Seriously, what the hell's the big deal?
linzilady 0
Whether she was wearing too much make-up or not, her dad shouldn't have said that in front of other people. If he was serious, or she didn't know he was joking, it could be really hurtful to hear your dad say that about you. And I agree that wearing a lot of make-up is bad, and it just looks stupid, but just a little bit is okay. I know a lot of girls who look really pretty with or without some make-up on. If it doesn't change your appearance too much, I think it's fine. It's when girls wear a LOT of make-up that they start to look really fake.
paxa_fml 0
hit im in the balls while hes asleep
Rasetsu 10
Hurtful, but pretty funny. I wouldn't be offended if I were you, as long as you really do wear a lot of make-up.
muffinkitty 15
op, just lighten it up a lil if it's true, people always look sooo much prettier that way. :) a little makeup is fine just dnt go overboard. makeup is to enhance the beauty u already have. :) I try to go as simple as possible and honestly I do look better that way. :D btw it's true ur dad might just be a little protective
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for wearing a lot of makeup