Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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theuns 8
you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?
FMLandurstoo 9
Did you go to highschool together?
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Comments (168)
CitrusGirl 0
That's disgusting. Do a parent trap and ask if he's adopting her.
sephoraprincess 7
sweetie, what do you think of making meredith a part of the family? I think that's awesome! really? yeah, you're going to adopt meredith!
Livinia 11
Your dad is a sick man.
6joe9 0
and your cute :D
PeopleWatcher 0
don't judge like you say in your profile. = ) love works mysteriously!
DjeePee 25
Yeah, but you still can't say that a situation like this is common in our culture. Right now I'm imagining my dad with a girl of my age, and that's so very disturbing.
pitchblease 2
hypocritisizer
vicvic1997 0
yea I agree with you 13. If my dad did that then well idk?...:-/
franniedottp 8
92- it's worse for me. I'm 13. that would be... no. just.. NO.
npv 2
hey, I like your profile :)
marlie_x 8
nothing is wrong with having a manther in the family
TheJashinist 8
That is gross! FYL.
steelersfan3250 0
thats weird how old r u exactly?
thomas357 0
13 ... jk
enonymous 9
It's ok. He's had eyes on her ever since you two were in the nursery. He just didn't have the skills to ask for her number back then
ekb294 4
lmao that totally made my day!! :D
TalkinSmack 6
just wait till she tells u to start calling her "Mom"
bsg8328 0
that would be the weirdest thing ever.... I would refuse... just knowing me.
TalkinSmack 6
I'd totally refuse too!
sxe_beast 11
When an older gay male goes after younger men they're called Faguars ;)!
nesscafe_fml 17
thats just nasty...
perdix 31
You're actually lucky. Since your dad likes girls your age, you're fortunate he didn't just turn his attentions to you.
RedPillSucks 33
or maybe she's jealous