Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Mnm54312
Dearborn, United States
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
181999
Essex Junction, United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
simon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Some things never change…
Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Creepy
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
ashdk
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
ex-wife
Boston, United States
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
OhLovely
Mississauga, Canada
Get away from me
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
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The_Real_Cvh 10
The argument was not about grammar by any chance?
Thaylok 17
So, be a normal person and ignore your neighbors. Be cordial and waive once a year and ignore them the rest of the time. The best neighbors are the ones that leave you alone.
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Comments (9)
Anderling 33
I mean that sucks but there’s a chance that he’s grown up since then. Jury’s still out on you for complaining after several years though.
The_Real_Cvh 10
The argument was not about grammar by any chance?
idragosani 17
Here's your opportunity to make up
RichardPencil 32
Maybe it's time to bury the hatchet. Preferably in his skull.
Thaylok 17
So, be a normal person and ignore your neighbors. Be cordial and waive once a year and ignore them the rest of the time. The best neighbors are the ones that leave you alone.
Sdog 6
I love that you both started and ended the last clause with with.
sirrubberduckie 37
Maybe that's what they argued about.
lexxiasaurus 31
arguments can be smoothed over or just ignore the person....
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You've had one argument with him and your life is over? Wow, what will you do when you have a real problem?
bleuroze 4
Not sure it was one since the word arguments is plural. Used a instead of an. Can't trust any portion that starts and ends with with.