Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
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dummbrunette 0
Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D
baby_dee97 8
what was it supposed to be?
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Comments (275)
Livinia 11
At least it wasn't "I'm a rapist." Unless he's into that.
pwincessa23 1
wow.
Saltime 0
Not even...
anorexicbarbie 8
Huh?
ryanst 7
"Tell her you're a philanthropist" "Im a.. full on rapist.. You know, men, women, children, the whole thing."
meraseaside 0
i think you might be right.
coltsrock37 15
when the tongue gets tied, the words get fried
rainbo955 0
way to go op, haha. but still cute and funny :)
omelijes 0
embarrassing..
Saltime 0
That just means you're big and hairy. Some men like them that way!
ayooBrandon 12
BBW
TwoFootedMan 0
issabell?
AsianCookie247 14
omg.. this is worse than ******* Annabell!
ayooBrandon 12
I can't bear to see anyone else try to guess the name (pun intended)
gracygirl1 0
damn asian whayever you need to calm it. this is the second angry comment i have found. its going to be O.K
quas 0
**** you
miniluda12 12
I love puns(:
RenoTheRhino 30
How in the **** does Isabel sound like "I'm a bear?" Amber is the closet name I've seen yet.
foilindo 0
hopefully you didn't put him into hibernation mode after all this wise talk of yours!!! lol
AsianCookie247 14
hahahahhahahaha you're SO funny.
metalhead5564 0
Just what is your problem? Do you think you're better than EVERYONE else on here? Cause every comment I've seen by you has been sarcastic and bitchy. Just do everyone a favor and **** off.
lies_ah 3
:)
abductedllama 0
thats my name!
AsianCookie247 14
I can see why.
gracygirl1 0
oh my lord. whats wrong with you? 4 rude comments. u needa chill ;P
lies_ah 3
oh I know!!
onecutechick101 0
sucks to be you!