Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
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dummbrunette 0
Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D
baby_dee97 8
what was it supposed to be?
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Comments (275)
metalhead5564 0
Im a bear? What name sounds like that?
AsianCookie247 14
probably Oatis or Evangeline. but Who knows, there's no way AMBER sounds like that, not at all.
chili10 18
good god, Asian cookie! I have seen about 5 rude comments from you so far. if this thread is irritating you so much just leave!
TheCountess 4
This. ^
Glitterhinoceros 14
Agreed with 90, no need to get your panties in a twist over this, Asian cookie..
munkeyboom123 0
123 and 90, what is wrong with asian??
karrie09 0
if you say "I'm Amber" maybe you will understand how it could possibly be that. oatis is completely ridiculous. everyone is just stating their opinion, no need to be rude:)
karrie09 0
and my comment was intended for Asian Cookie.
metalhead5564 0
*Facepalm*
m0nicaa055 0
amber???
BubblyTay 0
Aw. Such a nice way to finish your first impression. :)
knocking 0
Bear Gryllis (sp?), is that you?
junkboy 4
I think 42 is right.
sadkiddie 0
meh stop braggin op... I'd love the chance to talk to a handsome guy about how "I'm a bear." =
taytay6510 6
I think 65 may also be right
jazzyjada10 6
i think 42 is right and everyone else is wrong
paolayupp 6
I think 48 is totally wrong. 62 is dead on!