Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
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dummbrunette 0
Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D
baby_dee97 8
what was it supposed to be?
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Comments (275)
DReamBig24 0
I don't think it's s big deal, if he's into you he should just think it's cute
Link33_fml 0
Stupid FML post is stupid.
wordnerd42 0
You may all be right. However, I know an Abir (uh-BEER) a name that works syllabically and with proper stresses. Knowing her, she could very well be the OP. But does it matter?
Valerriaa 0
that's so hilarious! I imagine that happening ! xD
daevilmatt 0
amber??? is that ur name?
mmccombs13 0
congratulations! you read the comments above! way to go!
Carlie_McCartney 1
Why, that's hilarious! But fear not, you aren't alone in the mutilation of names. My cousin Donna (who doesn't like her name) was once introducing herself to a man, and when she said her name, she said it so quickly, it came out like "donut"....which I guess is what he called her from then on xD so you're in the clear! :) hahaha
writergirl23 19
likely not to him, just to you.
Alysin 14
I like bears
bubba75 0
claire?