Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
xKoga 0
YDI for trying to get a quick one night stand, I highly doubt you were there for cookies and milk. If she isn't happy with her marriage she should step up and get a divorce, and not be a cheating *****.
tipoo_fml 0
YDI if you knew she was married, your life sucks if you didn't.
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Comments (66)
rite2salas 0
Fake!
Towelie_31 0
As long as her husband didn't try and join in your good.
SeximusPrime 0
Why the ******* double standard? Why is the YLIF rating higher than YDI? What the **** is this shit? He was going to fool around with a married woman. You, sir, are a PIG for not looking for a wedding ring.
Gavik 0
****
quizikall 0
he didn't know she was married if you were going to cheat on your husband you would take your rinng off
fudrick 0
The FML clearly implied that he didn't know she was married, you sexism-paranoid bitch. If the woman was looking to cheat I doubt she would have worn her ring, either. Your comment is the one with the double standard.
lem0n_fml 0
So just because he's a guy automatically makes him a pig? Clearly, he implied he didn't know she was married. She's the slutty one, willing to sleep with a man she just met when she's already married.
BritishHobo 0
I doubt the whole one night stand thing will just disappear like that when 2010 rolls in.
KumoFF7 3
wow, you're a ******* idiot. I'm a relationship type guy my self, but do you really want to be in a serious lovey-dovey relationship with every person you date? Sometimes people just want to have fun and date around. If you keep thinking this way, have fun with a broken heart.
LongJohnnie5 0
Ooooops. Instead of **** his wife, its **** your life lol. Lame, but I had to do it
israelnotjacob 20
I do agree that would have been a crappy situation, but in a lot of ways you deserve it because one night stands are the stupidest things you could ever do. That's how you get random people pregnant and have to spend all your money on child support. Besides, I think it's just ridiculous to have sex with someone without having any real relationship with them. It's basically just this mutual agreement of "I don't give a crap about you and you don't give a crap about me, but we will show no respect for each other as people, rather just use each others bodies for a fleeting moment of fun."
SYstEMatIC_CHaOS 0
Yeah, thats the general idea. Their choice, and maybe they'll end up posting on this site. But thats when I click YDI. Not now, his choice, didn't know she was married, one night stands are fine if both are ok with it.
israelnotjacob 20
Well I would argue that they can cause problems for people besides the two people having sex in some cases (like if they have a child out of wedlock for example), but yeah I think we can both agree that if you're willing to have sex with someone you don't even really know then you can't blame anyone but yourself when situations like this happen, because they wouldn't if you weren't doing it.
BLNovelist 0
...because no one in a long term relationship has ever found out their SO was married/had another SO/etc?
LOL_3009 0
i think that having sex with multiply partners is a good thing. this way you can learn and experience all these things someone else has to offer. yea sure your more likely to get a disease and get knocked up but that's why condoms and the pill and other conceptions were created. but this guy shouldnt of even been considering going back to her house. its really low.
sandsjh 0
One night stands. 4,000 abortions per day. Coincidence?
tipoo_fml 0
YDI if you knew she was married, your life sucks if you didn't.