Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML
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robertlovespi 3
Throw cookies back at her? That's how we solve things in my household.
jenchen 0
Milk solves everything (:
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Comments (80)
Lauko 0
sounds like my boyfriend. lol
strawberryspacejam 11
you need to slap dat ho bro.
bubo_fml 11
The way she treats you is udderly atrocious! What a cow! If she doesn't get help, put her out to pasture! Sounds like she tried to "skim" "1%" or "2%" off your skull when she threw the carton at U...(Hey folks, I'm just tryin' 2 "milk" this 4 all it's worth!)
legresley85 1
Women are not the only ones in abusive relationships. Sorry guy, I hope it gets better.
pennamay 11
I would try to sit down with her and talk calmly. And if she starts yelling and screaming just try your hardest not to retaliate. My mom is bipolar and depressed. She doesnt work and I'm homeschooled so it's like a living hell here. I know a few tips.
Cmcnab1997 0
Call 1800 choke that hoe
kainpwnsu 19
HOE = a garden tool. HO = short for "*****". Ironically, a ***** is also called a "rake".
kainpwnsu 19
This is a relationship from which you should run. Hard and fast. No looking back. Don't let her get anything from you, either. Alimony, my ass.
strawberryspacejam 11
BANANA FIGHT!!!
jessicawuvsya 0
My friend through a milk container at me so I through soda back It ended with the hole inside of the house covered in food and no food in the fridge
yourwifelovesme 25
Well OP, you know what they say. No use crying.....*pause dramatically and put sunglasses on*....over spilled milk.....*walk away dramatically