Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
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Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML
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Top comments
robertlovespi 3
Throw cookies back at her? That's how we solve things in my household.
jenchen 0
Milk solves everything (:
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Comments (80)
underguarded 20
Leave her bitch ass behind. If someone is that resistant to fixing your relationship, leave them.
asocial_much 6
Everything's peachy, it seems?
MarineWifey88 3
*giggles* Loving all the cow jokes.
perdix 31
She's screwing the milkman and is trying to destroy the evidence!
Pendragon525 0
Sad to say, if this is her response, this may not be fixable. Go to counseling without her. And good luck.
QWERTYCommander 5
I'm pretty sure that that counts as domestic abuse.
sexaaydino 14
WTF how does it? Lolol jks but I don't think it's abuse? Abuse is like bashing someone up and I don't think milk can do that much damage :)
kei1108 13
Actually, yes it still does count as domestic violence. I mean, to make it sound less funny, take "milk" out of the sentence and replace it with "something". "she threw something at me." doesn't that sound bad? Also, you don't have to beat someone up to have it qualify as abuse. Any form of disrespect. It could be verbally or physically. And you wouldn't throw something at someone if you didn't want to hurt them. Plus, milk cartons are pretty heavy imagine getting hit with one of those. I rest my case. Haha! ;)
stacianichole 2
There's another side to the story. She's clearly angry about something, there's more to it. Counseling would probably be wise...
sexaaydino 14
Haha she ain't the brightest crayon in the box
YayFlameWarz 9
Again with this retarded comment?
iPsycho 4
Lol I'd do the same thing...
XenaWP 6
Throw a frying pan back. Aim for her head.. I don't see what the problem is here... :-/
Sesquipedalian 9
At least you didn't cry over it!
sicnesses 6
POW!