Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML
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Top comments
robertlovespi 3
Throw cookies back at her? That's how we solve things in my household.
jenchen 0
Milk solves everything (:
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Comments (80)
sicnesses 6
Sounds like a DAIRY bad day!!!!! PAGAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahah... Oh man... He he he.. Oh God.. Oooooh man... That wasn't funny I apologize
SinisterMedic 0
I would have punched her right in ****...
WhitneyRuinous 6
She wanted to make sure you had your Calcium for the day. :)
kei1108 13
That's physical abuse. Please get help.
stacianichole 2
You should get help too.
ReynshineCutting 10
Oh waa. Enough with the "that's abuse" crap. If she has a habit of chucking things at his head on a regular basis when they argue, then that would be considered abusive. If she half heartedly threw it in frustration, or whatever it's not abuse.
Brotha_Lou 5
There's no reason to cry over spilled milk
moo117 0
lol just lol
Epic_Times 10
OP good on you for trying. She sounds like she has the problem lol. You didn't nag her did you? Cause women can snap. Like the time I pissed my Mum off as a kid and she threw a shoe at me once...
Epic_Times 10
OP good on you for trying. She sounds like she has the problem lol. You didn't nag her did you? Cause women can snap. Like the time I pissed my Mum off as a kid and she threw a shoe at me once...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
My mom threw a sponge at me in a fit of rage once. I was just glad it wasn't a contraceptive sponge.
hoonyer 17
well, at least you're trying :)