Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
You need to 'trainer' on how to throw food she's not gonna eat into the bin. ;) Or the compost heap. Hopefully she won't have to 'sneaker' food into hiding places. I'm sure the food was 'boot'iful. Have a 'converse'ation about it, but don't let it turn 'ugg'ly. And all will be well... ington.
ladiesman219 4
lol something tells me your a bad lunch maker
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Comments (70)
izawzom 0
That kid is just stupid to put it in your shoe
Cenobyte 10
Well, that's not so bad. At least you have her dinner ready for when she gets hungry. That will make her think twice, won't it?
TrueStory22 0
This is made me chuckle a little. FYL for not seeing this as funny. It's just a sandwich in your shoe. Also, your niece is a little liar, but so are many kids, it's a phase - talk to her about it and then laugh about it.
stevenmx86 8
Oh no? Kids are always so good about eating? Get over it. When a kid wants to do something they don't care about eating they just want to be done....
Crazy4Christ 0
make better lunches
Blacksmokehick 0
shes a kid, she doesnt wanna eat when you make her..
kombucha_fml 8
lol make better sandwiches
xMRxLAMAx 0
Wow? You're life is ruined?
eesiino24 0
This shouldn't even be an FML. I would be cracking up if this happened to me!
insidejokeswithm 0
I'm stuffed...