Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
You need to 'trainer' on how to throw food she's not gonna eat into the bin. ;) Or the compost heap. Hopefully she won't have to 'sneaker' food into hiding places. I'm sure the food was 'boot'iful. Have a 'converse'ation about it, but don't let it turn 'ugg'ly. And all will be well... ington.
ladiesman219 4
lol something tells me your a bad lunch maker
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Comments (70)
hcovballer247 0
haha I used to do that all the time as a child whenever my parents made me food that I didn't like or didn't feel like eating.,
Madrias 36
When I was younger, it was hiding pizza slices under the stove. It's common for kids.
skyeyez9 25
When she is hungry later, give her the other half of the sandwhich she stuffed into your shoe.
missy_n 0
When i wouldnt like the food at others's homes, i would hide my food under other larger food stuff on my plate so that it looked like i left a small portion uneaten :P :P
Stupidpeopleanno 5
When I was younger I would always put the food I didn't want at the bottom of the garbage. No one would find it unless they dug through it!
IvoryDragon 0
how is this an FML at all?
kronosa 0
maybe you shouldn't have made a shitty sandwich hmmm
KickItHigh 32
Is she anorexic? or just doesnt like your cooking?
yuggi1 11
It's a life altering situation OP is in. Everyone, to the nearest bomb shelter- it's going to explode!
yuggi1 11
Can't see why the kid wouldn't take her sandwich to play with her, if she was in a hurry, unless it was awful.