Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML
Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
jio_freed 0
You must have magic fingers
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Comments (234)
Tsukasa_fml 0
Some overreactive comments... I mean ew, but not THAT ew. I guess the interweb has just desensitized me to gross things.
jgrissom 0
Ydi
chinesedemocracy 0
oh god. fyl. and ydi for putting that image in my mind.
AmandaX304 0
DUMBASS
FMLwrestler 0
Hey, you never know- maybe you're onto something... Plus, oral must be alot better, they dont even have teeth anymore and their gums- oh so soft. Go get em you manly stud! Make that gram-ma proud!
cutie4281 0
I'm sorry but a little cleaning is not going to get you off. It's like saying "I was babysitting today and changed the baby's diaper and the baby climaxed." if you got a patient off, you must have been scrubbing grafiti off the wall.
Kid011 0
Ewwwwww nd ewww dat iz so nasty i think u shoulda kept dat to yo self.
applejackk 0
Thats soo0 disgusting i couldnt stop squirming just by imagining her face.. Was she an elder? Ewwwwww! Gross. Ew ew ew i feel badfor youu lmao
eliz3 0
Vile. Just vile.
UrRightFML 0
Now thats a FML!!