Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML
Occupational hasard
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Full blast
Today, I found out about a mistake I made at work when the director brought it up in an all-staff meeting, including staff from a different office. It was the first I time I'd heard about it - along with everyone else. Not as fun as it sounds. FML
Stabie genius
Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Broadcast
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Not a good look
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
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evilplatypus 39
then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe
sarahjessie94 0
What did you do? :S
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Comments (265)
emo_freak 0
ydi for being a dumbass
millyrocks123 3
What did you do that got 7 people fired?! I think you should consider new job listings before and then tell your boss to give those people their jobs back.
rossp 0
ey guys give him a break every one makes mistakes tell your boss what really happened and be honest. that'll get you points roasted a second chance:)
darkmis1 18
No, that'll get him fired. Welcome to the real world. OP: All I have to say is YDI and I hope you get fired and get your ass kicked!
tj79 3
25, it's little worms like you that makes people lose faith in this world. may the angry fleas from seven old dusty camels infest your pubes
Snorlax_Snarf 10
HAHAHAHA dusty camelsc
JayMorales 0
is your name Michael Scott by chance??
allie198 0
123--whoa you look like a person i knoww lmaoo
JayMorales 0
haha well I live in Iowa. so idk
GawZ 0
I don't care if you deserve it or not... your life is f'd!!!
Leon91 0
This FML is defiantly a favorite!
gymdiva1 0
what could you of possibly done?? lol sorrryyyy though!(;
xNephilim 19
How about you tell your boss and stop acting like a little girl?
LMAO_atLife 8
admit what you did!! seven people are unemployed in a horrible economy for no fault of their own. don't blame them for waiting outside.