Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
Today, after coming out of a meeting during which I promised my employees better wages, I was met at the door by my CEO telling me to lay off all the employees I just talked to. FML
Today, one of my employees was fired for refusing to do a basic job necessity. After the meeting with HR, he left the office and tried to go back to work. FML
Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for work anymore. He said no and went crazy. HR and the police are now involved. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Top comments
Kurliez408 32
who would return to a boss like that?
MidnaLink 35
You might just need anger management classes if you fired your whole staff out of pure frustration.
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Comments (28)
MidnaLink 35
You might just need anger management classes if you fired your whole staff out of pure frustration.
lizenhagen 11
and only one would come back
Kurliez408 32
who would return to a boss like that?
slkeithh 14
How are you even in a managerial position? You need to be removed immediately from any form of power or decision making. You're disgusting.
kfchicken 31
sounds like he's the owner lol
thehaystackerine 20
dumb ass!
Ainarr 29
lol rip to your business
acmariner99 25
Think things through next time ok?
Mungolikecandy 19
What next time? A fit of pique has probably ruined his company.
ginsabrs 2
So does that mean you're hiring?
LadyRen 20
I don’t blame them. Who wants to work for a boss who’ll fire you just because they’re mad?
DrSamba 7
There's an orange-faced idiot like that in DC right now; and when he's not firing people, he spends his time playing golf and posting idiotic rants on Twitter, yet people still want to work for him. I don't understand it.
RichardPencil 32
You had 12 people and needed a full-time mailroom clerk? Well, when you rebuild your company, you can emphasize the strong mail-handling capability of your staff. That'll bring in the millennials.
Mungolikecandy 19
You essentially fired yourself. You may want to see someone about those anger issues.