Joel
United States
Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sewert_5
Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML
Whoopsx99
United States
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Anonymous
Bedford Hills, United States
Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML
Anonymous
Occupational hasard
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Anonymous
Needham, United States
Full blast
Today, I found out about a mistake I made at work when the director brought it up in an all-staff meeting, including staff from a different office. It was the first I time I'd heard about it - along with everyone else. Not as fun as it sounds. FML
Terrible Boss
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
United States
Stabie genius
Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
suspended
Englewood, United States
Broadcast
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Sean
Kansas City, United States
Not a good look
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe
sarahjessie94 0
What did you do? :S
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Comments (265)
jimu 0
Douchebag, I bet you have a history of ******* up other peoples live and of course always by accident. Almost as if you're the victim. Do us a favor and go **** yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnaDarkAngel 0
YDI for being selfish
vballplaya4ever 8
wowww you're a ******* idiot!!!
sipher16 0
I just want to know what you did to get 7 people fired.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
One of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.... faved!
Rick_S 3
Today, some idiot at work made a mistake that got me and 6 other people fired. FML Nice way to think about yourself. You're still employed in this crappy economy, unlike the seven people you got fired. YDI
iltby 3
If you want to do the right thing, tell the boss it was your fault.
bman134 0
hahahahahahahahahahhahhshshshahahahahhah your stupid and I hope you get your ass kicked hahahahahahahahgagaggag I haven't laughed this hard since the fml about the guy that meowed when he climaxed
ClumsyJason 3
LOL, i remember that one :)
OwNowBrownCow 0
Leave OP alone!!! You're lucky he even wrote this FML for youuuuu!!!!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
How the **** does one make a mistake and have seven people FIRED???!? Until I hear more YDI...
rawr_and_stuff_s 0
wow that's a douche bagg move !