Joel
United States
Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sewert_5
Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML
Whoopsx99
United States
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Anonymous
Bedford Hills, United States
Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML
Anonymous
Occupational hasard
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Anonymous
Needham, United States
Full blast
Today, I found out about a mistake I made at work when the director brought it up in an all-staff meeting, including staff from a different office. It was the first I time I'd heard about it - along with everyone else. Not as fun as it sounds. FML
Terrible Boss
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
United States
Stabie genius
Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
suspended
Englewood, United States
Broadcast
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Sean
Kansas City, United States
Not a good look
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe
sarahjessie94 0
What did you do? :S
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Comments (265)
SirLagALot 0
Just fess up now. You have to clock out sometime and without a job they have nowhere to be.
batman8 0
121 your my good sir, are a god among men.
The_Marine_2011 0
YDI asshole not man enough to take responsibility, and also not man enough to get the ass kicking you deserve i say again YDI
PYLrulz 17
the only thing I can think of to say to the op is... eat shit and die asshole
dalm8n7 0
you have to fess up to your boss! don't ruin other peoples lives because of your stupid mistake. jerk...
TakebeSogu 1
and I wonder why the unemployment rate is so high.... *palmface*
NavyguyWTF 1
OP-What could you have done to get 7 people (possibly including yourself) fired without explanation?
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahhaha
SirJamie77 7
Just tell your boss OP, he/she will probs go easier on you for telling the truth anyway.
Nomazlab 0
For everyone saying YDI, you have no idea what the job is, what the mistake was, or how easy or hard it is to make the mistake.