Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, my mom’s house has several comfortable places to rest in every room. For the cats and dogs, that is. Unfortunately for me, I'm a human. FML
Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML
Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML
Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, both my mom and I are very ill, while her boyfriend is perfectly fine. Somehow, this means that I’m the one having to take care of my mom, myself, the household and 6 pets, while he does nothing, goes on trips and leaves dirt all over the house when he’s here. FML
Today, my ex is sleeping in the basement for a few days until he can find a new place. All three of my cats would rather snuggle with him on the couch, even though two of them hate each other. None want to be with me. FML
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Gofuckyourself 24
Sorry to hear OP! Is there any way you could purchase a small mattress (the ones you can lay on the floor) and crash in the living room? Might not be ideal but maybe a kennel for your cat as well?
peterson_ethan 4
sometimes mommys and daddys dont get along and then they get divorced or just separate. not all of us have perfect family units.
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hpand 5
Your father and you moved in with your mother? Shouldn't that be the default setting?
peterson_ethan 4
sometimes mommys and daddys dont get along and then they get divorced or just separate. not all of us have perfect family units.
Gofuckyourself 24
*knock knock* who's there? *mom and dad* mom and dad who? *your mom and dad who are no longer together because we decided not to be*. Not all relationships work out.
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RichardPencil 32
If you don’t snore too loud, I’m in!
Gofuckyourself 24
Sorry to hear OP! Is there any way you could purchase a small mattress (the ones you can lay on the floor) and crash in the living room? Might not be ideal but maybe a kennel for your cat as well?
EmDizzle2007 28
*ahem*.... badly*
bl3ur0z3 17
I recently moved in with my husband's sisters while my husband is out of state for a few months taking care of their parents. It's his two sisters, two nieces, two nephews, my son, and myself in a two bedroom one bath. We gave up three dogs to do this. My son and nephews sleep in the living room. One sister in law shares a room and bed with my nieces, the other sister shares with me, though I sleep on a mattress on the floor. In the mornings, I compete at 4am with my sister in law for shower time. My son and one neice compete at 7am, my other niece and two nephews get baths at night, and I'm pretty sure the other sister in law is just taking sink baths at work.... The worst part is I can't sleep naked. I shower at the gym when all else fails.
zuckerburg 21
Wait. You work? So what is keeping you from moving out of your parents respective houses? I moved out earning 50% the minimum wage, shared a place with a friend for several years, but I was out, not having to deal with family or being kept awake by snores (although, my roommate did bring around some guys who were loud enough to keep me awake for a while, but not as annoying as your situation). If you feel stuck, then re-evaluate the level of comfort/lifestyle you currently have, scale back, and move out. Toxic is toxic. Be careful
lfras18 14
not everyone can do this. lucky for you, you could..
Yudith 28
Have you tried sleeping at your workplace? Also, ask one of your friends to take care of your cat while you are apartment hunting. It's better than a kennel, and it's free.
cornyrob 33
Go to bed early all week.