Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
Today, after my mom moved our senile grandma in with us rather than find her a care home, she wakes up screaming at least once a night, and usually screams for a good few minutes. Then this morning she started throwing plates at me because she thought I was a criminal. It's only been four days. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, just like every day for the past two weeks, my mother has told me just how much she doesn't want me to move out. I, once again, have had to remind her that she isn't the one I'm trying to get away from. I'm not a fan of being repeatedly smacked with a coffee mug by my 78-year-old grandma. FML
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adameeo 21
Atleast you admitted it was horrible to think it
AlaskaKid95 7
Old people test my patience too.
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Dojan 16
My first best friend did something similar. She repeated the entire sentence that I said, but half-whispered it for herself.
unagi_fml 9
Monkey see, monkey do... How about giving the old lady a taste of her own medicine?
WoolyWhoop 7
I know how you feel OP, I lived with my grandmother for 4 years and it was torture. It was actually the worst 4 years of my life but I put up with it because I knew how hard it was for my gran, though there were times I had awful thoughts haha. Just be thankful you are only there for a few weeks.
felah17 6
You're right! You're a horrible individual! But one day,if you're lucky,you'll get to be as old as your grandma. And if that ailment is hereditary,somebody is gonna want to **** you up too!! ; )
digressions 13
This FML makes me sick to my stomach. I was fortunate enough to have three of my grandparents live until I was 30, then lost them all in a short period of time. Did they, in their later years, do things that might seem weird or annoying to someone much younger? Sure they did! Old people are like that. That does NOT mean they didn't deserve unconditional love and respect. Your Grandma deserves the same. She gave birth to one of your parents, and raised them as she saw fit, and you would not be alive today if she hadn't. You need to learn some respect, OP. You'll be old one day, and I'm sure you'll appreciate that your precious grandchild thinks you're annoying and is fighting back the urge to punch you. Shame on you. Now go ahead, entitled teenagers of FML - thumb me down! I would expect nothing less from your hopeless generation.
SadGirl18 16
Calm down lady. Some people do get annoyed by it. I have a hearing problem and always have to ask people again what they said. And I know people get annoyed by it, and i understand. And "us teenagers" will thumb you down if you're a disrespectful prick, so see it from her point of view for once, okay?
alexxss_fml 10
Weeks. Head.
alexxss_fml 10
Weeks. Head.
poppyseed420 9
My grandmother drives me crazy too, as long as you dont actually do it your not horrible, although you have it pretty easy if thats all she does
Mijn 2
I have a cousin whom repeats almost every sentence that someone says, also everything she says herself. I have lived in one house with her for over a year now. I never completely understood it, but I think it's just a way of processing what has been said, in order to keep track of what is going on en don't get too confused. She just needs a little more time than you to understand it when someone is speaking, it is her way of being capable of having a conversation with you. Just try seeing things from her side and it might be easier for you not to be annoyed by her behavior.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Dude i try to make people laugh from FML's but this is just too ****** up.