Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Time to get some exercise. Slow and steady. You may of deserved this but it's never to late to start fixing it.
thefmlman2011 37
GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 50!
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Comments (68)
itwontvalidate 18
the only person that can change it is you, maybe its a good time to start working out!
hk1998 8
Is this the same person who had problems squeezing the cupcake icing out of the tube?
pharm121 21
Fatty fatty two-by-four can't fit through the front door. Jk jk. But seriously OP I hope you take some strides toward a healthier lifestyle.
worldclassrager 41
Stairs are tiring...it was down a never ending stair step right? I'll just leave before I get ridiculed
Katthebamf 29
Pun-a-rific
demonfacee 14
It's about time to start exercising more often.
justibbi 11
This is actually quite serious. You need to go see ur dr right away, and do not exercise without first consulting your dr as it may lead to a heart attack, if you haven't already had one. Especially in overweight ppl, the signs of a heart attack can be "covered up" by your body. I have treated a patient with the same exact story before. I am not trying to hate, I just do not want you to get hurt.
nikmiester 7
Time to work out. Pick up that barebell and head over to r/fitness
ostfaiz 18
You should be mentally prepared before getting ready for anything the others are suggesting, think and decide then punch it
blahman234 1
Please schedule an appointment with your primary physician or cardiologist immediately. You likely have very serious heart or lung disease that needs to be fixed! Please!
blahman234 1
DO NOT START EXERCISING PLEASE SEE A DOCTOR VERY QUICKLY!