Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Time to get some exercise. Slow and steady. You may of deserved this but it's never to late to start fixing it.
thefmlman2011 37
GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 50!
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Comments (68)
sophiedifran 10
You're that out of shape?
mrtonyanderson 20
Eat less move more
TrustStolen 16
You may be out of shape but it's never to late to start excersiving and eating right
guinea_pigs 9
I always get winded going UP flights of stairs, but not down! Maybe you should start taking the stairs any chance you get, OP.
Miscellanonymous 8
thats just your body telling you its time to get back in shape, or get a new house without stairs!
Ashd09 30
start doing light excersize OP. at least you realised it and accepted it instead of making up excuses
sashabraus 10
up and down those stairs 50 times a day, that's all you need at first.
ARetardedSeal 24
Weights burn more calories than cardio. although some cardio isn't that bad
FaultfulJoy 7
No judgement from me! Only feeble/closed minds will judge somebody based on their weight.
wanted_2_want 40
Time to be a looser... Not the biggest looser... Just a looser...
shutupshane12 12
*loser