Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Ian7890 23
I am sure anyone would be out of breath after running across London.
Nilorak 24
You write very well for being dead.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (49)
thats_savannah 10
I just died of laughter, sounds just like my lazy self!
Nilorak 24
You write very well for being dead.
HowAreYouToday 34
Stop making fun of 1. Thats so zombiphobic. Check your living privilege smh.
False_Stupidity 42
Ever seen Ghost #12? Sam types very well for being dead too!
Ian7890 23
I am sure anyone would be out of breath after running across London.
pinkster2014 25
I run out of breath just trying to run up the stairs xD I'm so skinny but I'm not fit at all lol
SgtAssCheeks 21
Unfitness comes in all shapes and sizes ;).... ... What.
You_Screwed_Up 7
If only had caught a train to go across London instead...
Wild_Marco 13
Relevant display picture
gingerface81 16
Join the crowd OP
_kawaii_ 10
Don't worry about it mate, she's just looking out for you! And at least you made it to the train!
DarkSaul 20
Hey, you ran a few miles and that's some exorcising. But you should really hit the gyms.
maddiesteele17 2
I really hope you didn't mean exorcising
killmenow03 21
Psh, People at the gym always need exorcisms. Always yelling and grunting!
Lilxpie 18
Isn't it normal for exorcism to take place in a gym? Clearly I should go to a gym to witness this.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Time to hit the gym OP :)
finnrambo 13
Nobody hits the gym for fitness they just go to instagram themselves, grab a pair of running shoes OP and head outside.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Sorry guys, my sister got on my phone again...
alphabetta 23
What the hell? Why should he hit the gym? What did the gym ever do to him?
steve31789 8
Hey run for a few more trains a week and you"ll be on your way!!
Black_Knight80 13
truth hurts don't say it :)
Simbaby 23
I'm out of shape as well.
toaster123 11
me too...
BlueeyedLindsey 8
Most of us are.
False_Stupidity 42
Hey, round IS a shape you know.
Dracoboxer357 36
This way be buried, but Op, I feel that if you had to lie to cover up a truth about yourself that you can change, then you certainly deserve it. You're panting cause you to choose to be out of shape, which is unfortunate as there's no excuse you can give me that I won't call bullshit on for not being able to just own that about yourself. Keep running Op, and next time you could breeze on through without barely breaking a sweat. :) Rant done. ;P
lex1459 38
Well sorry mister PERFECT. I guess OP forgot that you never ever make a mistake.
Dracoboxer357 36
13- Well, I guess I kinda deserved that one, what I said wasn't very polite to Op, and I certainly could have expressed myself a lot better than that. Let me take back some of that; Being far from perfect myself, I have no right to judge someone else based on one example and limited information. Perhaps fitness isn't a priority to Op, or he just got started in a routine.
lex1459 38
It was a dumb and dumber quote but thank you that was really nice