insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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(L)
Athens, United States
Today, I was studying in my university library when I noticed an attractive boy sitting alone four tables ahead of me. I wrote down my phone number, scrunched it into a ball, and threw it at him. He looked up, opened it, scrunched it up, and threw it back. FML
Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
Kere
Sweden
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Whoisshe
Unknown number
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
lonely loser
Seattle, United States
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
sad
United States
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
mrdave
Canada
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
whyme
Help
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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DarthKobu 7
When I was in junior high, I used to write notes on my desk in pencil and then the kid who sat at my desk in the other class would read it, erase it, and write back. This went in for a whole semester and I still have no clue who this kid was.
aminehs 10
What's your number, I'll text you :)
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typherion 1
I've been that lonely many, many, many times in my life. I'm so sorry that that happens to anyone. It's a brutal, ravaging, dehumanizing experience. I hope things look up for you soon.
zealove 7
You are soon going to get a title of "Free ********" or something like that above your number. You know how kids are =]