Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
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Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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jbivens1992 17
Its a well kept secret...but every pregnant woman is entitled to at least one accident per pregnancy. Good for you though for staying in school throughout your pregnancy! That takes commitment and a hefty amount of will power. :)
Enkeria 30
I know how that feels OP! I've been there once when I was pregnant. Don't sweat it. Just brush it off. Tell people the baby kicked your bladder and it was too late.
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thenewgirl29 20
Anyone who clicked ydi has no idea how hard it is to hold your bladder with a baby weighing on it. Congrats on the baby and good luck in school!
BreeYoung 11
Oh man I feel your pain ): some moments in pregnancy absolutely suck but when your holding your precious baby in your arms it'll all be worth it !
Seabass_Chan 33
Control your kid and tell it to quit kicking you in the bladder then!
smokecloud_ 37
I know what you were trying to do but... it just didn't work.
Laphog 17
I misread this and thought you popped out a baby in the street for a moment
LyricaSilvan 30
Why in the world would they close all of the bathrooms at a college? That just seems like poor logic. In all seriousness though, it's okay, OP. You've got a kid pushing on your bladder, so an accident or two is bound to happen. Nobody can really judge. :)
isuckwithnames 22
Well they could've had a plumbing issue and if it's in the right spot it's a problem everywhere
sparkledoge 29
Once i've been in a school where they closed all the bathrooms during lunchtime and until 3 pm for no reason. And i wondered the same thing.
LyricaSilvan 30
If that were the case, 39, they should have made an announcement over the PA system (if the school has one, which most schools do,) to let the students and staff know about the issue and that they would need to find other restrooms.
isuckwithnames 22
Maybe they did and OP just didn't notice. Some people just don't pay attention to them, I never did.
LyricaSilvan 30
It's a bit hard to not notice a loud voice coming out of a speaker.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Depending on the size of the building, which I assume is pretty big since it's a college, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have all the bathroom facilities closed. If a building is a certain size, it is required to have accessible washrooms for public use. That is awful what happened, but don't be too embarrassed, it can be common with pregnancies, and is pretty understandable since you're carrying another human inside of you, which is of course going to effect all aspects of your body.
crazyindynathan 13
Always bring extra clothes with you just in case :)
Elban 20
or a bucket
ulissey_fml 22
I'm not sure what kind of weather you have over there, but in the last term of pregancy skirts are a much safer bet than pants to avoid another mishap like this one. So much more discreet and convenient.
shepp626 11
Eh I'm proud of myself for only having one accident when I was pregnant (got locked out of my house). A lot of women end up wetting the bed and whatnot in the 3rd trimester, nothing to be ashamed of when you're getting kicked in the bladder!
Tomryan279 10
What's your address I'll send you some diapers